can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????
can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up
"GOSH golly, Bucky this dang thing isn’t working"
damn this new technology who the hell wants to buy a ticket from a machine anyway
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
omg look at him getting really into it also her hair is so pretty